Rapist's Cure

Doctor: How many women can you rape a day?

Patient: About 4.

Doctor: After the injury?

Patient: None.

Doctor: After the procedure, you should be able to get back to at least 2 women a day. I have patients who even go upto 4, but they are professional athletes. Even if you chop off their legs, they have got it within them to go for it.

Patient: Would I have to go through rehabilitation?

Doctor: You would need physiotherapy. But its important to start raping as soon as your pain is tolerable after the surgery.