Thus spake the snake

We're talking taking a plunge into a deep crevice filled with green water, there might be a snake around. Can you dig that? This is more like a dark pool filled with archetypes, snakes, death, sex, origins, east, west, meaninglessness etc..

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

A Spanish Tale of Love and Betrayal

(The tale happens in Spain and hence the name.)

"Mirano cheats on his middle aged wife just as she went shopping to the city by copulating with another middle aged lady whose son was at the time being cheated on by his teenaged girl friend Esmeralda. Esmaralda, 16 and ugly had a boyfriend called Martinez. Martinez, who is uglier, is now with another ugly little girl whose even uglier dad (amongst the three and probably amongst every human being in town, he may be deemed the ugliest) is presently on a business trip to Sudan, where he is sleeping with an extremely attractive East European prostitute. The East European prostitute owned a dog who is now copulating with another dog another customer brought to the same whore house. The second dog that went by the name Pippin had a girl friend that went by the name Pippi, Pippi is now sleeping with a huge furry dog somewhere in Asia. The huge furry dog's owner had manufactured a hand bag four months back that Mirano's wife is going to be gifted by a sort of Texan, from Texas, in the next few seconds and whether she will accept it complete this circle of love and betrayal is known to none other than Fate."

As you can see, there are too many people cheating on their beloveds in this story and our heroine is quick to realize that and tells the author of the above story at 1:22 pm. The author tells that his tales are about lust and loathing. He wants the readers to hate his characters to the point that they start identifying themselves with them thereby binding themselves eternally to his characters. He calls his tales “resorts” to which his readers can run to. He also briefly mentions that its time for lunch.

After 2 Hrs 32 Mins, the author bids farewell to his beloved and embarks on a train to start this wonderful tale of love that we are going to read in the next couple of pages.

.......(Readers may now read a Spanish(even translated, preferably abridged) love story.).......

-The End-

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